"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said, I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is. He said, You have to love Easter, baby.” Tim Vine.
“When my wife and I argue, we’re like a band in concert: we start with some new stuff, and then we roll out our greatest hits.” Frank Skinner
“Giving up smoking for 27 years is like wrestling a polar bear, in that it can make you quite tense.” Eddie Izzard
I never forget a face but in your case I'd be glad to make a exception.
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